How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Intervention (2008)
Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen
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Quotes
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Barney : [Enters the room] what the...?
Robin Scherbatsky : Barney, this is an intervention
Barney : What was that?
Marshall : Enough with the old man bit!
Barney : What about the old sand pit?
Lily : Let it go!
Barney : Let it snow? Oh boy, I love that old diddy.
Ted : I'm getting my flail.
Barney : You're setting sail?
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Ted Mosby : [reminiscing Interventions from the past] When I was going through the closet I thought I saw the intervention banner.
Marshall Eriksen : [rolling his eyes over, obviously hiding something] S-So?
Ted Mosby : So, the banner burned up. Why is there a new one?
Ted Mosby : [carries in a box with letters and an Interverntion banner] And there are sealed letters here from all of you that say "Ted." Were you guys planning an intervention for me?
Lily Aldrin : Oh, that... that was stupid. Yeah, just, just forget about that.
Ted Mosby : Wh-What was it for? The Crocs? The hair product?
Marshall Eriksen : [interrupts] Not Stella...
Ted Mosby : [stunned] Oh, my God, this was about Stella.
Marshall Eriksen : I just said *Not* Stella. So maybe it was about your poor listening skills, Ted.
Ted Mosby : What?
Marshall Eriksen : It's out of control. See?
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Marshall Eriksen : Whats that?
Ted Mosby : A 1986 world book encyclopædia. Just the one I grew up with.
Marshall Eriksen : An encyclopædia?
Ted Mosby : [laughing] Oh! You think it should be pronounced encyclo-pee-dia. I'ts a common mistake. But if you look at that squished together "ae" symbol in this here encyclopædia, you'll learn that it's a ligature derived from the Anglo-Saxon rune ash...
[shelf breaks and falls]
Marshall Eriksen : You know, you're gonna have to pædia for that.
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Robin Scherbatsky : [in a thick Canadian accent] Stanley Cup. Game 6, eh? The Rangers are about to be sorry they ever played shinny with the Canucks.
Marshall : Hey, hey Robin.
Robin Scherbatsky : Yeah?
Marshall : I'll give you 20 bucks if you can shoot it through this front door.
Robin Scherbatsky : [laughs] You're nuttier than a Tim Horton's maple log. Timmy Ho!
[shoots a hockey puck]
Lily : [catches the puck] That's it Robin, give me the stick.
Robin Scherbatsky : I'll give you summer teeth. Some are here, some are there.
Lily : Oh Robin, give me the stick.
Robin Scherbatsky : Take off,
[shoves Lily]
Robin Scherbatsky : hoser.
Ted , Marshall , Barney : Woah!
Lily : That's it!
Barney : Hey, hey!
Marshall : Get her, get her!
Robin Scherbatsky : You wanna scrap, I'll scrap!
Ted : Guys, come on!
Marshall : For America!
Ted : All right, all right, break it up!
Robin Scherbatsky : Bring it on, bring it on!
Barney : Ted, no! You never break up a girl fight! Never!
[punches a hole in the wall and grunts]