How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Intervention (2008)
Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky
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Quotes
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Robin Scherbatsky : Dear Marshall: I do not like that stupid hat. I want to beat it with a bat. Or maybe stab it with a fork. It makes you look like such a dork.
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Barney : [Enters the room] what the...?
Robin Scherbatsky : Barney, this is an intervention
Barney : What was that?
Marshall : Enough with the old man bit!
Barney : What about the old sand pit?
Lily : Let it go!
Barney : Let it snow? Oh boy, I love that old diddy.
Ted : I'm getting my flail.
Barney : You're setting sail?
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Robin Scherbatsky : Dear Ted: It's "encyclopedia", not "encyclopaedia". You always pronounce things in the most pretentious way possible, and it makes you sound douchy, and not "douchay".
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Robin Scherbatsky : [in a thick Canadian accent] Stanley Cup. Game 6, eh? The Rangers are about to be sorry they ever played shinny with the Canucks.
Marshall : Hey, hey Robin.
Robin Scherbatsky : Yeah?
Marshall : I'll give you 20 bucks if you can shoot it through this front door.
Robin Scherbatsky : [laughs] You're nuttier than a Tim Horton's maple log. Timmy Ho!
[shoots a hockey puck]
Lily : [catches the puck] That's it Robin, give me the stick.
Robin Scherbatsky : I'll give you summer teeth. Some are here, some are there.
Lily : Oh Robin, give me the stick.
Robin Scherbatsky : Take off,
[shoves Lily]
Robin Scherbatsky : hoser.
Ted , Marshall , Barney : Woah!
Lily : That's it!
Barney : Hey, hey!
Marshall : Get her, get her!
Robin Scherbatsky : You wanna scrap, I'll scrap!
Ted : Guys, come on!
Marshall : For America!
Ted : All right, all right, break it up!
Robin Scherbatsky : Bring it on, bring it on!
Barney : Ted, no! You never break up a girl fight! Never!
[punches a hole in the wall and grunts]