How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Naked Man (2008)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

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• Ted Mosby : A toast, to Mitch. By the sum of his parts, he's just a man. But with what he does with those parts, he becomes so much more. He may not fit society's definition of a hero, but he is the hero I needed. The hero who helped me recover the disaster of my failed almost marriage and back into the game. He lives in the shadows. Is he a dream? Truth? Fiction? Damnation? Salvation? He is all these things, and none of them. For he is... "The Naked Man."

• Mitch : The Naked Man is best used as a last resort. Sort of a Hail Mary pass on a first date when you know there's not going to be a second date.

  Ted Mosby : How do you know there isn't going to be a second date?

  Mitch : Ted, look at me.

  Ted Mosby : I'd rather not, Mitch.

• Ted Mosby : There is no way that will work on Robin. She'll just laugh at him and throw him out.

  Lily Aldrin : [laughs]  Maybe she'll kick his ass first.

  Marshall Eriksen : [laughs]  Maybe she'll shoot him with her gun.

  [All stop laughing and run out the door] 

• Robin Scherbatsky : Are you wearing make-up?

  Ted Mosby : It's not make-up, ok? It's a sunscreen with a subtle tint...

  [Everyone looks at him mockingly] 

  Ted Mosby : It's made for men!

  [They keep looking] 

  Ted Mosby : Sue me! I want my eyes to pop!