Quotes
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Well, you seem to have taken responsibility for your crimes.
Judy Williams : It's a mixed blessing. First few years here, I was angry at everybody. Blamed the world for my crappy childhood. Then I got in a Prison Program, training seeing-eye dogs. One day I'm training this puppy, and it hits me: I killed an innocent person who didn't do me any harm... Now I can't wait until the day I die. So I can find that soul and apologize for the terrible thing I did. Look, I don't know if Celia did what they say. But if she did, I don't know what it'll take for her to face up to it.
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[last lines]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [Talking to his mechanic] Listen up, because this is what you're going to do. You're going to take the first estimate and take 10% off. Then you're going to find my part, install the part, and have my car parked out front ready for me when I walk out of this building in 32 minutes.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Wow. Who would've guessed that McGee would grow a pair in women's prison?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [on the phone] I put away killers for a living. That's what I do. Now you do exactly what I told you, and we won't have any problems. Understood? Good. Clock's ticking.
[hangs up]
Abby Sciuto : Wow, McGee. Your time in the big house really changed you. I *like* it!
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Officer Ziva David : Get anything?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah. An offer. Maybe his tech adviser on his next film. It's about a psycho sex-crazed cop.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : "Life and Times of Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo."
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Warden Gene Halsey : All right, what's the situation?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Actually I've been told I can only deal directly with my boss, Special Agent Gibbs. They're watching us now.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : First thing, we have to find the murder weapon. I'm going to have to frisk you.
Angela Lopez : Frisk who?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : All of you...
[no response]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Who wants to go first...?
[no response]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : So much for cooperation.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Need to find his killer.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Yeah. In a room full of them.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : That's it! I'm finished! I'm done. All right? You want to know who killed Trimble? Figure it out yourselves!
Celia Roberts : [to Angela] See what you did?
Angela Lopez : Maybe you'll feel differently if I TOOK YOUR EAR!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I've never hit a woman before, but if you come at me with that thing, I *will* drop you!
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[McGee has been ordered to get a convicted murderess to confess to another murder]
Officer Ziva David : There is no doubt in my mind that you will get that confession, McGee.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [looks smugly at Tony] Thank you, Ziva.
[He leaves]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : He's toast, isn't he?
Officer Ziva David : Oh, yes. Burnt toast.