NCIS (TV Series)
Love & War (2009)
Pauley Perrette: Abby Sciuto
Quotes
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NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What do you got, Abs?
Abby Sciuto : 1989's Christmas nightmare for every parent. The unattainable...
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Beary Smyles.
Abby Sciuto : My dad waited in line two hours for one on Black Friday.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Six... Christmas Eve.
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NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Abby...
Abby Sciuto : '72 Skylark, custom hubcaps. I already told Tony to put out a BOLO.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No. I was going to say "Nice job."
[Gibbs walks away]
Abby Sciuto : Oh...
[Dejectedly]
Abby Sciuto : Obviously not nice enough.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Fridge.
[Abby looks at the fridge and notices a Caf-Pow! Abby gasps, and goes to the fridge]
Abby Sciuto : I don't know how you did that and I don't care!
[Holds it aloft]
Abby Sciuto : Thank you, Gibbs!
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NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : So basically you got nothing.
Abby Sciuto : I've spoiled you Gibbs. You can't get an answer every time you come down here. But next time, I *will* have something.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Next time, you'll have a Caf-Pow!
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Abby Sciuto : Whoever trashed his apartment went banzai on his dinner plates with a hammer. And they were not looking for anything...
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No, they just wanted to trash it.
Abby Sciuto : And I know who "they" is. I pulled a partial print off the TV set that was thrown into the bathtub.
[points to her big screen]
Abby Sciuto : Meet our rock star!
[cut to Gibbs interviewing...]
Jessica Shore : Hell, yeah, I did it! I went over to that jackass's place and I broke everything in sight!
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That was easy.
Jessica Shore : It was all my stuff anyway. You think that dumb-ass could afford real plates? When I met the guy, he had a can opener and a plastic fork. The guy's a loser, like all the rest of 'em.