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Quotes
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : "The Burning Bed." 1984, Farrah Fawcett.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Torched her husband while he was sleeping. Second wife's favorite movie.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Maybe Commander Davis's wife is going for a sequel.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : [enters, holding an envelope] "Hell hath no fury..."
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : "Like a woman scorned." Third wife's favorite quote.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Save the pep talk, we both know I screwed up.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, three years ago... But now you're making it right... And me proud... You've been doing... a hell of a job, Anthony. Until about three minutes ago. Get your head on right.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What would you like me to do?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Trust your gut.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I think I'd rather trust yours right now.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [Moving closer to DiNozzo] Then give me my damn phone back!
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Betcha five bucks, Tony does the chair toss technique.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Mm, ten he switches to strong silent.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Nah, twenty he's gonna do the picutre tear.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : McGee...
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : What?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Victim's background, credit cards, bank statement. Gibbs, take a look at Renny's appeal, use it to catch yourself up on the original embezzlement case. Then work with McGee.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : On it, Boss.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : [to Gibbs] Are you going back to Mexico?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Rule number 38?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Mm-hmm.
[Rule 38: If it's your case, you're the Boss]
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Gibbs enters] Oh, hey Boss... Uh, Jethro. Did you catch up on Renny's embezzlement case?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yes, and I went through his appeal.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Let me guess, wasted three years of his life.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No, you did. Kid was innocent.
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NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : He got scared. He found out his partner was going to meet with the agent from the original case. It wasn't DiNozzo. But the killer didn't know that, so if I'm him, I'm wondering why my buddy is meeting with a Federal Agent. "Hmm... maybe he's going to flip on me. He can't if he's dead." There's our motive. We just need our killer.
[Ziva and McGee stare at him]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [entering] May have just found him. Abby matched a print from Renny's hotel room to one of his former co-workers. A Commander Carl Davis. Gear up!
[Gibbs starts to gear up. McGee and Ziva are still staring at him]
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : We've just never heard you say that much at one time.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Or in a week!
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Wasn't my job before. Come on!
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You know I would never drink on a school night.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Where were you last night?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Drinking.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Alone?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Of course not! Not that there's anything wrong with drinking bourbon alone in your basement with a boat. What were we talking about?
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NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You got a cause of death, Duck?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Well, this cyanosis indicates lack of oxygen. That, combined with this ligature mark...
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Strangled?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Yeah, with a wire or cord. And then to finish him off, they stabbed him through the heart. Preliminary measurement shows a three to four inch blade.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Nothing in the alley.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Room is clear, too.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Well, you would know. It is your room.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Way to kick a man when he's down, McBackstabber.
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : [Reading a note] "Paid a Private Investigator to follow my wife. Just thought you should know what he found."
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : The other husband how kind of him. What did they say?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Misery loves company.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Where did you get that? Your fourth wife?
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Cirque du Soleil. My mother and I caught two shows in one evening. She's an admirer, to say the least.
Jimmy Palmer : Aren't we all?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Not like my mother. She had an infatuation for one of the tumblers for quite some time.
Jimmy Palmer : Mark or Ignacio?
[Ducky gives him a look]
Jimmy Palmer : I-I followed Ignacio's career for quite some time and he was...
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering] Why don't you quit while you're behind, Palmer?
Jimmy Palmer : Quitting, sir.