NCIS (TV Series)
Hide and Seek (2009)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Quotes
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Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Speaking of snipers, has anyone seen Gibbs?
[Abby enters with a cup of coffee]
Abby Sciuto : Gear up!
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You're not Gibbs.
Abby Sciuto : There's a gun found, Navy Base Housing.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Abby, that doesn't warrant a team call-out. A, there are thousands of guns on a Navy Base...
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : And B, you're not Gibbs.
Abby Sciuto : Okay, what if I told you the base MPs gave me the gun to test?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Doesn't warrant a team call-out.
Abby Sciuto : And the gun was found under a kid's bed, and it was loaded.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Still does not warrant a call-out.
Abby Sciuto : [takes a sip of Gibbs's coffee, and grimaces] Ugh! And it was recently fired.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo , NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee , Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : It's not a call-out.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering] You heard the lady, Gear up!
[the team gears up]
Abby Sciuto : They only listen to their master, Gibbs. Only you can crack the whip...
[hands him the coffee]
Abby Sciuto : Only you can drink the swill.
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Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Why is it always the case that when two people struggle over a gun, one person never shoots the other? The gun miraculously just goes off.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Abby said it was an evil gun.
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Why would I buy a set of clubs that Ducky could not use?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Why? Oh gee, let me think. I don't know. Maybe because if you don't buy them, I will tell Ducky that you destroyed his one-of-a-kind, hand-crafted, hickory-shafted, vintage golf clubs.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [Notices Ducky standing nearby] I think you just did.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [Ducky walks closer] Let's just call it even, Timothy. That Jazz albumn that I borrowed from you?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : My original vinyl pressing of Django Reinhardt's Crazy Rhythms?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Yeah. You were right. It was unique. It was original.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : It was autographed. What happened to it?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Good question.
[Ducky leaves]
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Their moms are going to help us find the body?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : They're not coming to help us find the body. They're coming to be with them when they do.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, right.
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Abby Sciuto : [Imitating Gibbs] Ziva, pull case files from Norfolk PD. Find out who bought that gun.
[Ziva snickers]
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You heard her.
[Ziva looks at Gibbs, then at Abby and goes to her desk]
Abby Sciuto : I could get used to this.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [as he passes her] Don't.
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NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Something on fire?
Abby Sciuto : No. I'm just burning sage to take the hex off the gun. It's got some bad mojo. And I want to get rid of it before the babies are born.
[Abby sighs]
Abby Sciuto : It's an evil gun, Gibbs. This gun... kills people.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Abs...
Abby Sciuto : I know what you're going to say, guns don't kill people, people kill people. But this gun kills people!
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NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Ziva, tough time at the Pawn Shop?
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : [Ziva sighs] I ran into a stone wall.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Brick wall.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : No! It was a stone wall! I backed up too quickly.
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NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Why did you take the gun?
Noah Taffet : I guess... I thought it was cool.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Would you still think it was cool if I told you this gun was used to kill somebody?
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Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Somehow the gun got out of evidence, and into the hands of a 12-year old.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Who held the evidence?
Abby Sciuto : ...We did. It was an NCIS case.