NCIS (TV Series)
Hide and Seek (2009)
Cote de Pablo: Ziva David
Quotes
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Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : This reminds me of the forest I used to have fun in as a child.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I find that hard to believe.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : What? That Israel had forests?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, that you had fun as a child.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : [chuckles] Oh, sure. My father used to blindfold us, and take us into the middle of the forest. And then we had to find our way out, by ourselves.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I stand corrected.
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Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Speaking of snipers, has anyone seen Gibbs?
[Abby enters with a cup of coffee]
Abby Sciuto : Gear up!
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You're not Gibbs.
Abby Sciuto : There's a gun found, Navy Base Housing.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Abby, that doesn't warrant a team call-out. A, there are thousands of guns on a Navy Base...
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : And B, you're not Gibbs.
Abby Sciuto : Okay, what if I told you the base MPs gave me the gun to test?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Doesn't warrant a team call-out.
Abby Sciuto : And the gun was found under a kid's bed, and it was loaded.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Still does not warrant a call-out.
Abby Sciuto : [takes a sip of Gibbs's coffee, and grimaces] Ugh! And it was recently fired.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo , NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee , Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : It's not a call-out.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering] You heard the lady, Gear up!
[the team gears up]
Abby Sciuto : They only listen to their master, Gibbs. Only you can crack the whip...
[hands him the coffee]
Abby Sciuto : Only you can drink the swill.
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Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Why is it always the case that when two people struggle over a gun, one person never shoots the other? The gun miraculously just goes off.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Abby said it was an evil gun.
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NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Ziva, tough time at the Pawn Shop?
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : [Ziva sighs] I ran into a stone wall.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Brick wall.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : No! It was a stone wall! I backed up too quickly.
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Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Somehow the gun got out of evidence, and into the hands of a 12-year old.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Who held the evidence?
Abby Sciuto : ...We did. It was an NCIS case.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Robert Forgan hickory-shafted hand-forged irons, aren't those the same clubs Ducky has?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Had. I borrowed them and accidentally backed over them with a golf cart before I made it to the first tee.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Did you tell Ducky?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Are you kidding? If he told Ducky, he'd end up on one of his autopsy tables.