NCIS (TV Series)

Last Man Standing (2008)

Pauley Perrette: Abby Sciuto

Quotes 

• Abby Sciuto : [rambling after Gibbs sneaks up on her]  I need a hearing test. I'm going deaf. Am I talking loud? Because sometimes people who don't hear very well, they talk too loud. Except, sometimes, when I get water in my ears, I talk so softly that people tell me to speak up because I have that weird, you know, gurgling, swishing sound in my head. Has that ever happened to you? Why didn't I hear the elevator?

• NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [after Abby hands him a post-it note]  One... two... six.

  Abby Sciuto : One hundred and twenty-six. That is the number of days that Tony, McGee and Ziva have been gone. I really didn't think you'd let it get into triple-digits, Gibbs. But now it's way more. It's like a third of a whole year. I miss them.

  NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Abby, you had lunch with McGee yesterday.

  Abby Sciuto : It's not the same. I miss them collectively, as a group. My three musketeers. Tim is the only one I've seen. No Tony, no Ziva. I get postcards from Tony.

  [hugs Gibbs] 

  Abby Sciuto : I want them back, Gibbs. Please get them back.

  [Abby releases him and looks at him sternly] 

  Abby Sciuto : You have ten days. Okay, I don't want to pressure you. So twelve. But no more than two weeks.

  [Gibbs smirks and walks off] 

  Abby Sciuto : And stop taking the stairs!

  [the elevator dings and Abby smiles] 

• Abby Sciuto : [walking into the squad room on McGee's arm; re: Ziva coming back to NCIS]  I'm so excited, McGee, I can't believe it, pinch me.

  [McGee does] 

  Abby Sciuto : Ow.

  [she socks him]