Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (TV Mini Series)

Act II (2008)

Nathan Fillion: Captain Hammer

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Quotes 

• Captain Hammer : You've got a little crush, don't you, Doc. Well, that's gonna make this hard to hear. See, later, I'm gonna take little Penny back to my place. Show her the command center, Hammercycle, maybe even the Hamjet. You think she likes me now? I'm gonna give Penny the night of her life, just because you want her. And I get what you want. See, Penny's giving it up, she's giving it up hard. Cause she's with Captain Hammer. And these...

  [Hammer holds up his fists] 

  Captain Hammer : ...are not the hammer.

  [Hammer walks out of the shot momentarily then walks back in] 

  Captain Hammer : The hammer is my penis.

• Penny : Oh, Billy, this is Captain Hammer.

  Captain Hammer : Oh, Billy. The laundry buddy. Well, it is very nice to meet you.

  Dr. Horrible : We're meeting now for the first time.

  Captain Hammer : You look horribly familiar.

  Dr. Horrible : One of those faces, I guess!

  Captain Hammer : Have I seen you at the gym?

  Dr. Horrible : The gym...

  Captain Hammer : I don't go to the gym. I'm just naturally like this.