- [the Homeland Security van blows up. The rest of the teams come across the burnt corpses]
- Violent J: Anybody order some well-done army dudes?
- [surviving an explosion]
- Shaggy 2 Dope: For real, man, are we in Shangri-La?
- Violent J: I don't see my 72 virgins, so I'm going to have to say no.
- [Referring to one of the team's cars]
- Harvey Winkler: It's a Lotus, and it can go from 0 to "Suck My Dick" in 4.1 seconds.