Entourage (TV Series)

First Class Jerk (2008)

Jeremy Piven: Ari Gold

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Quotes 

• Ari Gold : Do I look happy?

• Ari Gold : [answers phone]  Dana Gordon!

  Dana Gordon : Ari, I love you, and I swear I will rub your cock like it's 1990.

  Ari Gold : Whoa whoa whoa, Dana, you're on speaker. I got Vince and E here.

  Dana Gordon : Jesus Christ.

  Vincent Chase , Eric Murphy : Hi, Dana.

  Ari Gold : We all wanted to be in the room to celebrate together.

  Vincent Chase : Celebrate what?

  Ari Gold : Boys, you are talking to the new head of the studio. Madam President, what's your first order of business?

  Dana Gordon : "Smokejumpers," Vince. You're in.

  Vincent Chase : You're kidding me.

  Ari Gold : And she's gonna pay you your quote.

  Dana Gordon : It's the second lead.

  Ari Gold : You're gonna pay him his quote or Vincent Chase is going to announce on TMZ that the new head of the studio calls agencies and offers up handjobs.

  Dana Gordon : Alright, enough, Ari. Vince, I will take good care of you.

  Vincent Chase : Thank you!

  Eric Murphy : Thank you, Dana!

  Ari Gold : I love you, Dana.

  Dana Gordon : I love you too, and for real this time.

  Ari Gold : I'll call you later about that tug.

• Lloyd : You know, Ari, now that things are back on track, can we talk about my promotion?

  Ari Gold : You know what, Lloyd, I wanna learn Chinese first so I can give it to you in your native tongue.

• Amanda Daniels : I am not making deals with you.

  Ari Gold : Then unfortunately I'm gonna have to stand in your way.

  Amanda Daniels : If you wanted this job, you would've taken it, but we both know you won't cause you'll miss your little clients too much.

  Ari Gold : And we both know that you've already fucked all of yours, so maybe you can move on to bigger and better.

  Amanda Daniels : Look, you're gonna have to find another way to bring your once-upon-a-time movie star client back from the dead.

  Ari Gold : Not bitter, huh?

  Amanda Daniels : Fuck you, Ari. You can kiss your relationship with that studio goodbye.

  Ari Gold : No, *you* can kiss your motherfucking dream job goodbye 'cause you're right, I didn't want this job, but now I'm gonna take it just to spite you!