Drowning in Actors (2008)

Loring Murtha: Trent Rockwell

Quotes 

• Susan Darkholme : Oh my God, we are so over. And you know what? You're not even any good and you're hung like a baby carrot! And I swear if I find you back at our apartment tonight, I'll wait till you're asleep, throw kerosene on your balls, light a match and dance in the flames! Got it?

  Nathan Porl : [Separating them]  Well if that isn't a lesson in fire safety, I don't know what is.

  Trent Rockwell : How can a carrot have a baby?

• Trent Rockwell : Oh, no, no Mr. Porl. Thelma said she wanted me to taste her pudding so I was just...

  Nathan Porl : Sweet Lord, what do you take ginseng or something? Put your snake in it's cage and finish getting in your damn costume before I hand Susan a pack of matches! Run, Forrest, run!