Leverage (TV Series)
The Snow Job (2009)
Aldis Hodge: Alec Hardison
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Quotes
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Nathan Ford : We're going with a much bigger scam. One of the classics...
Parker : The "London Spank"?
Alec Hardison : The "Geneva Pasa-Doble"...
Eliot Spencer : The "Apple Pie".
[stares from the group]
Eliot Spencer : It's like the "Cherry Pie", but with lifeguards.
Sophie Devereaux : [savoring the thought] Whew...
Nathan Ford : [announcing the official answer] "Glengarry Glen Death". It's like a mutual fund, but instead of stocks you invest in, in death.
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Alec Hardison : [just lost Rock-Paper-Scissors to Eliot] How you do that?
Eliot Spencer : You got a tell.
Alec Hardison : I have a tell?
Eliot Spencer : Yeah.
Alec Hardison : In Rock-Paper-Scissors?
Eliot Spencer : Yeah, go.
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Nathan Ford : We're going with a much bigger scam. One of the classics.
Parker : The London Spank?
Alec Hardison : The Genevan Paso Doble?
Eliot Spencer : The Apple Pie.
[everyone stares]
Eliot Spencer : It's like The Cherry Pie, but with lifeguards.
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Alec Hardison : So what, you had leftover Chinese for dinner?
Parker : No, just the cookies.
Alec Hardison : Do you put milk on the fortune cookies? 'Cause I don't...
Parker : It's not cereal, it's a fortune cookie.
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Alec Hardison : [loses at Rock, Paper, Scissors] How'd you do that?
Eliot Spencer : You've got a "tell".
Alec Hardison : I have a "tell"...
Eliot Spencer : Yeah.
Alec Hardison : At Rock, Paper, Scissors...
Eliot Spencer : Yeah.
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Sophie Devereaux : So, uh, you can, uh, write that little check now, hey?
Alec Hardison : [listening over coms] Hey, why can't they all be this easy?
Randy Retzing : Of course not. We have to go to Miami. My dad's the one who has to write the check.
Alec Hardison : Ah, hell, why they all gotta be this hard?