- Barbara Cooper: Ooooh, Mom, y'feel any better? Y'don't, do you?
- Ann Romano: Darling, do you know what it's like to feel so rotten and miserable that you wish you were dead?
- Barbara Cooper: Yeah.
- Ann Romano: I'd give *anything* to feel that good.
- Dwayne F. Schneider: Hi, Ms Romano. Feelin' better?
- Ann Romano: Well, how do I look?
- Dwayne F. Schneider: [whispering to Barbara] Have you called a priest?