- Parker: [pretending to be an flight attendant] Place the mask over your mouth and nose and breathe normally. In the event of a water landing your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device. But, let's face it, if this thing goes down in the water, more than likely the impact will kill you. Please take a moment to locate the nearest emergency exits because if this plane's on fire you're gonna wanna get out quick. Jet fuel burns at over 1000 degrees. That's hot, folks!
- Parker: [appears out of nowhere] So what are we waiting for?
- Eliot Spencer: How does she do that?
- Nathan Ford: I don't even ask anymore.
- Sophie Devereaux: How did you both know there'd be an extra uniform in the bag?
- Nathan Ford: Everyone knows flight attendants are required to carry extra uniforms in case they get called to work unexpectedly.
- Eliot Spencer: Or if something happens to the one that they're already wearing.
- Sophie Devereaux: How does "everyone" know that?
- Nathan Ford: [simultaneously with Eliot] Worked airport security.
- Eliot Spencer: Slept with a flight attendant.
- Cheryl: I swear, it's like he's a rogue and I'm a mage, and we're part of the same guild. But secretly, he's been working with the Alliance to undermine us.
- Alec Hardison: For the Horde!
- Cheryl: For the Horde! You play World of Warcraft?
- Alec Hardison: You kidding? Did you get the new expansion pack? Woman, I was up all night. Now look, I mean, Burning Crusade was great, but this new one is mind-blowing. You just...
- Nathan Ford: [over comms] Hardison. You bailed on the job because you were up all night playing a game?
- Parker: Hey. Sorry I'm late.
- Flight Attendant: Who are you? Where's Becky?
- Parker: She got promoted. Did you not get the email?
- Flight Attendant: She got promoted? She only started a few months ago.
- Parker: Wow, she must really know how to pick 'em. A few more layovers and she'll be piloting one of these things, eh?