"The Simpsons" Wedding for Disaster (TV Episode 2009) - Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Mailman, Coroner, Barney Gumble, Krusty the Clown, Mr. Teeny

Homer Simpson : [to Marge] You deserve a wedding that, unlike our children, was planned in advance.
Homer Simpson : Well, forget it, padre. We don't need a piece of paper to tell us we're happy. Me and the old lady have our own thing going on.

Marge Simpson : Who are you calling an old lady?

Homer Simpson : I need that paper, quick!
Homer Simpson : Reverend, what are you doing delivering our pizza? But we didn't order any pizza. Plus, you forgot the pizza. Marge, the pizza place screwed up again!
Homer Simpson : I'm chained to a wall like a common bicycle! But who would do that to me? It would have to be someone who could afford a chain.
Bart Simpson : So, did you take any breaks yesterday, like, to kidnap our father?

Krusty The Clown : Impossible. He was with me the whole day. We watched the special edition DVD of House Of Sand And Fog, then slept together for warmth, got up, had a little nosh, watched the DVD again with the director's commentary.

Sideshow Bob : The director was an ass.
[Marge is planning a second wedding to Homer]

Marge Simpson : I want every table to have two baskets of bread but only one plate of butter. That will stimulate conversation.

Homer Simpson : What if we...

Marge Simpson : There is no "we" in "wedding"!

Homer Simpson : But there is, Marge, the first two letters!

Marge Simpson : I can't believe you're ruining the second Thursday before the wedding!

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Mailman, Coroner, Barney Gumble, Krusty the Clown, Mr. Teeny