The State (TV Series)

Episode #1.4 (1993)

Michael Ian Black: Various

Quotes 

• Levon : We had the 240...

  Barry : ...we had to have the pudding.

• Capt. Monterey Jack : Who's got a question for the Captain?

  Doug : I'm Doug. What's a guy like me supposed to do to keep cheese fresh?

  Capt. Monterey Jack : OK Doug. You use what I call the three H's: that's head, heart, small plastic containers. God gave you a brain, Doug. Use it. Sit down.

• Ben Garant : Hey buddy, want some advice?

  Michael Ian Black : Sure.

  Ben Garant : If you want to meet women you should start wearing pants.