Yogi Bear (2010)
T.J. Miller: Ranger Jones
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Quotes
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Ranger Smith : We got a bear disturbance!
Ranger Jones : All units, lock the park! I repeat, lock down the park!
Ranger Smith : You know I'm the only other ranger here, right?
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Ranger Smith : Hey! You need to let us in this park! That turtle needs our protection!
Chief of Staff : Don't worry about the turtle. We're handling it. We'll make sure he's put in a nice zoo.
Rachel : No! A turtle that's endangered can't be removed from its natural habitat! It's against federal law!
Chief of Staff : It is? Wow! I've never heard of that law in Chapter Four, Subsection Six of the Wildlife Protection Mandate.
Yogi Bear : Don't worry, Mr. Ranger, sir. That turtle is safe. These people have no idea where my cave is.
Chief of Staff : [into his walkie-talkie] The turtle's in the talking bear's cave.
Ranger Jones : [over walkie-talkie] Copy that.
Yogi Bear : Wow. That backfired.
Ranger Smith : OK. You know what? Fine. You win.
[Ranger Smith turns around to walk away; Rachel glares at the Chief of Staff who waves to her with an evil smile]
Rachel : [whispering] What are you doing?
Ranger Smith : I have a plan.
[unlocks a gate]
Ranger Smith : One of the advantages...
[throws a big branch aside]
Ranger Smith : ... of having lived here since I was a kid is...
[opens the gate]
Ranger Smith : ... I know this park like the back of my hand. Let's go!
[Ranger Smith climbs into Rachel's truck; Yogi and Boo Boo sit in the back]
Rachel : [turns to Yogi and Boo Boo] Hold on, boys!
Yogi Bear : All right!
[Rachel drives through the gate and into the park]
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Chief of Staff : Great job, Jones! I'll go ahead and get this guy to the city zoo.
Ranger Jones : The city zoo?
Chief of Staff : Yep. They got a nice spot all ready for him in the reptile house.
Ranger Jones : The city zoo doesn't have a reptile house.
Chief of Staff : They're building one.
Ranger Jones : Oh. Who is?
Chief of Staff : Builders.
Ranger Jones : Are-are you sure you're trying to protect the turtle?
Chief of Staff : Yeah, we LOVE turtles.
Ranger Jones : Then you won't mind if I hold onto him until I notify the Wildlife Federation, right?
Chief of Staff : All right.
[chuckles]
Chief of Staff : You're gonna find this out in a few hours anyway, so I might as well tell you. We gotta lose this turtle so we can sell the logging rights to the park.
Ranger Jones : Logging? The whole park?
Chief of Staff : Yeah, but who cares? It's still a park, just without trees. And they'll grow back.
Ranger Jones : Yeah, in, like, 200 years!
Chief of Staff : It doesn't matter. Your career is what matters.