iCarly (TV Series)

iHurt Lewbert (2008)

Jennette McCurdy: Sam Puckett

Quotes 

• Carly Shay : [on Freddie's newfound freedom]  I thought your mom always makes you wear a belt, and never let's you wear open-toed shoes.

  Freddie Benson : Yeah, but since she's been taking care of Lewbert I can pretty much do whatever I want. Last night, I slept with my socks on.

  Sam Puckett : So?

  Freddie Benson : *Just* my socks.

• [introducing their show] 

  Carly Shay : Hey, if you're looking at your computer screen right now...

  Sam Puckett : ...and you see Carly and me...

  Carly Shay : Then congratulations...

  Sam Puckett : You're watching iCarly. However...

  Carly Shay : ...if you're looking into your toilet bowl right now...

  Sam Puckett : ...and you see a live monkey speaking Spanish...

  Carly Shay : You're hallucinating!

• Mrs. Benson : [comforting Lewbert after he's injured]  Aww, you poor thing. You look horrible.

  Sam Puckett : He looked horrible before the accident.