Castle (TV Series)

Nanny McDead (2009)

Ken Lerner: Police attorney

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Police attorney : Mr. Castle, be advised: if you get injured following Detective Beckett to research your next novel, you cannot sue the city. If you get shot, you cannot sue the city. If you get killed...

  Richard Castle : My lifeless remains cannot sue the city.

  Police attorney : Your heirs, Mr. Castle.

  Kate Beckett : Do I have to wait for him to sign, or can I shoot him now?

  Police attorney : Mr. Castle, these waivers...

  Kate Beckett : [quitely]  No?

  Police attorney : ...are serious...

  Kate Beckett : [quitely]  Okay.

  Police attorney : ...business. Perhaps you'd feel more comfortable by referring the matter to *your* attorney?

  Richard Castle : What, are you kidding? He'd never let me sign these! But fortunately, it's his job to get me out of trouble and not to prevent me from getting into it.

  Kate Beckett : [answering phone]  Beckett... Yeah. Where?... All right, I'm on my way.

  Richard Castle : What? Wait. What? Where are you going?

  Kate Beckett : I have work to do.

  Richard Castle : [smiling excitedly]  What? We have a case?

  Kate Beckett : No, I have a case. You have paperwork.

  [whispers as she leaves] 

  Kate Beckett : Ooh. Ow!