American Dad! (TV Series)

Every Which Way But Lose (2009)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien

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Quotes 

• Roger Smith : If I have one more piece of vomit pie, I'm going to pumpkin.

• Steve : Wait a second, that's it! I can sign up for the footballs team! Dad loves sports! I bet he'd love to watch me play!

  Roger Smith : Steve, look at those kids. They're athletes. When was the last time you ran anywhere? I mean with your own legs, not by pressing 'X'?

• Stan Smith : Look at this! We're having a father/son moment.

  Steve : [punches Stan in the groin]  Quit ruining it!

• Francine Smith : Well I'm going to go enter my pie.

  Stan Smith : Like I did last night, huh?

• Roger Smith : Maybe you should just give up on your dad. Face it he's a douche, and I would know. I used to run Human Resources for Summer's Eve.

• Roger Smith : [Seeing Stan hanging by the neck in his office]  Stan, are your trying to kill yourself, or thrill yourself?