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Quotes
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James : Zoe?
Zoe Stevenson : Mmm.
James : Can we talk?
Zoe Stevenson : What? Nothing's good's ever come after those three words.
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Zoe Stevenson : Is there an express service?
Fertility Doctor : Ooh, yeah, absolutely. Just come-in on your lunch break and then in your 60s, we defrost you a baby.
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Helena's daughter : You have to endure the rain if you want to see the rainbow. What does that mean?
Zoe Stevenson : It means I'll have to toss a Viagra in his mouth when he's talking.
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Fertility Doctor : How much do you want to be a mother?
Zoe Stevenson : Um well, I'd rather be a father.
Fertility Doctor : Then you don't have to juggle everything.
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James : You're the dream. If I ever thought I'd end up with someone like you, I never would have been a tortured teenager.
Zoe Stevenson : [grunts] You're either proposing to me or breaking up with me. I can't figure out which.
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Zoe Stevenson : It's love at first Skype.
Kaz Khan : Well, obviously not, no. Love at first anything's a mental health issue.
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[Discussion about Zoe's upcoming documentary title]
Sam : Meet the parents... first.
Harry : Right. Erm, or erm...
Sam : [interrupts] It's called meet the parents.
Harry : I hope she's a pretty woman.
Zoe Stevenson : Love, contractually.