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Freddie Benson : You put a dead fish in my locker, I handcuffed you to Gibby. Now we're even.
Carly Shay : Yay. Who wants lemonade?
[Sam yanks him by his shirt]
Sam Puckett : I don't play to get even. Mama plays to win.
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Freddie Benson : [makes a short laughing-type noise]
Sam Puckett : What?
Freddie Benson : Nothing. It's...
Sam Puckett : Tell me!
Freddie Benson : Nah, it's dumb.
Sam Puckett : Say it!
Freddie Benson : Okay. I was gonna say...
Sam Puckett : That we should kiss?
Freddie Benson : You're going to break my arm now, right?
Sam Puckett : [shakes her head] No.
Freddie Benson : Well... should we? Just so both of us can get it over with?
Sam Puckett : Hm. Just to get it over with.
Freddie Benson : Just to get it over with.
Sam Puckett : And you swear we both go right back to hating each other as soon as it's over with.
Freddie Benson : Oh, totally, and we never tell anyone.
Sam Puckett : Never.
[pause]
Sam Puckett : Well, lean.
[Freddie sighs, then he and Sam kiss each other]
Freddie Benson : Well, that was...
Sam Puckett : Nice.
Sam Puckett : Yeah, nice, uh...
Freddie Benson : Good work.
Sam Puckett : Thank you. You, too.
[Sam turns around to leave]
Sam Puckett : Hey.
[Sam turns back around; Freddie smiles]
Sam Puckett : I hate you.
Freddie Benson : [makes a short laugh noise and smiles at Freddie] Hate you, too.
[leaves]
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Carly Shay : [to Freddie] You pulled a prank on Sam?
Freddie Benson : Uh-huh.
Carly Shay : What, are you tired of living?
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Carly Shay : [to Freddie about Sam] You handcuffed her to Gibby?
Freddie Benson : She put a dead fish in my locker.
Sam Puckett : Gibby's way worse than a dead fish.
Gibby : My mom thinks I'm awesome.
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Carly Shay : [to Freddie] Who was your first kiss?
Freddie Benson : I haven't had my first kiss.
Carly Shay : Oh, shut up.
Freddie Benson : I've never kissed anyone.
Carly Shay : But what about that rotten girl you dated last year, Valerie? You kissed her, right?
Freddie Benson : No. Well, for like half a second at school with a bunch of other kids hanging around, but, no, I've never had a real kiss.
Carly Shay : Oh. Well, I think it's kind of sweet that you haven't kissed anyone yet.
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Freddie Benson : [to Sam] That was really brave what you said.
Sam Puckett : You heard?
Freddie Benson : You didn't think I'd miss "iCarly."
Sam Puckett : I'm sorry about telling people you never kissed anyone, and about putting blue cheese dressing in your shampoo bottle, and about sending your cell phone to Cambodia... everything, okay?
Freddie Benson : So this means you're not gonna mess with me anymore?
Sam Puckett : No, I'm still gonna mess with you. I'm just gonna apologize every few years so I can start fresh again.
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Sam Puckett : You guys all know our technical producer, Freddie. Show yourself to the people, Freddie.
Freddie Benson : Hello.
Sam Puckett : That was Freddie who last week handcuffed me to a nerd. So now guess what? Freddie has never kissed a girl. Never. Not once. I heard him say so myself and Carly is a witness. Okay, later.
[walks off]
Carly Shay : Sam! Sam! You just ruined Freddie's life.
[Freddie drops his camera and looks shocked]