iCarly (TV Series)
iGive Away a Car (2009)
Jerry Trainor: Spencer Shay
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Quotes
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[Spencer runs out of his bedroom with his laptop]
Spencer Shay : Hey, guess what just happened!
Sam Puckett : Your belly button started talking to you?
Spencer Shay : No. But that would be so cool.
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[Sam comes over]
Sam Puckett : Where's Carly? I've been calling and texting her for hours.
Spencer Shay : She's been in the shower.
Sam Puckett : All day?
Spencer Shay : Pretty much. She takes really long showers when she gets depressed.
Sam Puckett : Well, when do you think she's going to come out?
Spencer Shay : I don't know. She took a chair in there.
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Carly Shay : [Nevel, Spencer and LCC Inspector Bullock are waiting outside the LCC building when Carly, Sam and Freddie arrive in the modified Space vehicle prop] Here you go Nevel.
Sam Puckett : Congratulations winner.
Nevel Papperman : [Scoffs] What, and you think that rolling space turd will get iCarly off the hook?
Carly Shay : Yeah.
Sam Puckett : We think it will. Carly, would you say that this vehicle is "unique"?
Carly Shay : Oh it is clearly unique. Freddie has it ever been state registered?
Freddie Benson : Why no Carly, it hasn't.
Carly Shay : Mr Bullock?
LCC Inspector Bullock : If it can travel at a speed of at least 25 miles per hour, it technically qualifies as a new car
Nevel Papperman : [Sceptical] Well let's just see, let's just see if this thing can do 25.
[Gets in]
Nevel Papperman : Okay.
[starts engine and vehicle zooms off with Nevel screaming and then crashes off screen]
Nevel Papperman : .
Carly Shay : You think he hit 25 miles per hour?
Spencer Shay : Oh yeah.
LCC Inspector Bullock : You can't do that kind of damage to a flower shop unless you're doing at least 25.
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Freddie Benson : [to Spencer] Hey. I thought you said this is one of the actual proton cruisers used to film "Galaxy Wars."
Spencer Shay : It is.
Freddie Benson : No, it's not.
Spencer Shay : Yeah, it is.
Freddie Benson : No, it's not.
Spencer Shay : Okay. And you're lying. What makes you lie?
Freddie Benson : I'm not lying.
Spencer Shay : Yeah, you are. Feel like a big boy telling your big boy lies?
Freddie Benson : Spencer.
Spencer Shay : Yes, little Larry Lies-a-Lot?
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Spencer Shay : [to Sam] So, you really think Nevel's gonna have the LCC shut down "iCarly"?
Sam Puckett : Yup, unless we can come up with a unique vehicle that's never been state registered and can travel under its own power at the speed of at least 25 miles per hour.
Spencer Shay : By when?
Sam Puckett : Tomorrow.
[Spencer has a look on his face]
Sam Puckett : I know that look. That's your thinking look.
Spencer Shay : Oh, I'm thinking. You thinking?
Sam Puckett : Yeah, I'm thinking we think of the same thing?
Spencer Shay : We are if we're thinking about a way to give Nevel a vehicle that's never been state registered and can go 25 miles an hour.
Sam Puckett : Oh, no. I was thinking about fried chicken.