- Court Clerk: Docket number 86947, People v Martin Winston. Murder in the second degree.
- Judge Arlene Jones: How does the defendant plead?
- Marty Winston: I'm not guilty, Your Honor. And I'm appearing pro se.
- Judge Arlene Jones: You're a lawyer?
- Marty Winston: A litigator, but I'm sure I can master the intricacies of criminal law.
- Judge Arlene Jones: And ego's no substitute for common sense, counselor. But it's your funeral.
- Marty Winston: You'd better have a damn good reason to put your hands on me.
- Cyrus Lupo: How about this: you're under arrest for the murder of Charlie Sawyer.
- Marty Winston: I want to see an arrest warrant.
- Kevin Bernard: [patting his coat pockets] Oh, my bad. I think I left it in Henryville.
- Cyrus Lupo: By the way, the sheriff says hi.