- Desi Nguyen: I am not discussing Mac with his babbling-mouth best friend and a mercenary playboy who uses a decommissioned robot as a therapist.
- Matty Webber: Taylor, you guys in position?
- Russ Taylor: We are ready and awaiting your command with bated breath, Matilda.
- Matty Webber: A simple yes or no works just fine, Russell.
- Russ Taylor: Yes, for some people, perhaps. But not Russ Taylor, Matilda.
- Eric Andrews: What you did back there, with my paints. You could use that for good. Instead, you knocked me out and kidnapped me.
- Desi Nguyen: Well, it's kind of his specialty.
- [Mac glares at her]
- Desi Nguyen: What? It's a compliment, okay? You're good at knocking people unconscious.
- Eric Andrews: Mr. MacGyver, we've been practicing using healing words to express ourselves. Would you like to try?
- Angus 'Mac' MacGyver: Hell, no.
- Angus 'Mac' MacGyver: Much like a reformed murderer might use meditation to override the signals in his brain telling him to kill, a jammer functions by emitting a stronger signal, effectively overriding the RFID signal transmitted from Andrews's tooth.