- [first lines]
- Frank Cooper: How long does it take to break up a wedding?
- Buzz Cooper: It depends on the wedding, Frank.
- Lizzie Spaulding: Love isn't a sure thing. Granddad, on the other hand, is right up there with death and taxes.
- [last lines]
- Phillip Spaulding: It doesn't hurt anymore.
- Alan Spaulding: What?
- Phillip Spaulding: Where you shot me.