- Sergeant Hoagie: [interrogating Gazpacho] In your opinion, which would you think is better to bring on a blind date: chocolates or flowers?
- Gazpacho: [crys] I don't know! I've never been on a date before! I'm scared of girls! So very scared!
- Ms. Endive: As you can see, officer, someone has maliciously violated my space. I want who's ever responsible for this found and tickled mercilessly in front of their children! Or burned at the stake, I'm cool with whatever as long as it's in front of their children!