iCarly (TV Series)
iMeet Fred (2009)
Jennette McCurdy: Sam Puckett
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Quotes
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Freddie : This whole thing is getting insane.
Sam : Did you check and see if the Fred guy answered your e-mail?
Carly Shay : I check every 10 minutes. Why won't he write back?
Freddie : Because he's a jerk.
Sam : You're the queen of the jerks!
Freddie : Why pick on me?
Sam : Two reasons: number one, I love it. Number two, this whole fight between iCarly and Fred is your fault.
Freddie : I just said I didn't think his videos were all that funny. He's the one who overreacted and started this whole brouhaha.
Sam : Brouhaha?
Carly Shay : You can't say things like "brouhaha" and not expect people to hit you.
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Sam Puckett : Well, apparently Freddie's got his little anti-bacterial underpants in a bunch.
Freddie : I stopped wearing antibacterial underpants and I'm entitled to my opinion.
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Sam Puckett : [about Spencer's magic meatball] Looks like something my Aunt Maggie would cough up.
[everyone looks at her]
Sam Puckett : Well, she's a smoker.
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Fred Figglehorn : [Sad] Hey. It's me. If you saw the last iCarly, then you heard Freddie Benson say he doesn't like my Fred videos...
Freddie : [on a clip of the recent iCarly] 'Cause I don't think Fred is all that funny.
Fred Figglehorn : [Angry] Well, thank you for crushing my feelings. Now I'm not gonna post any more Fred videos ever again. Internet, I click you goodbye.
[the computer screen turns to black and the words Goodbye From Fred appear]
Sam Puckett : [Also angry] You see what you did? You killed Fred!
[hurts Freddie and he groans]
Freddie : [after he was hurt by Sam] I just gave my honest opinion!
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Sam Puckett : [to Carly] Who texted you?
Carly Shay : Gibby. He wants us to check out some website called neverwatchicarly.com.
Sam Puckett : Well, that can't be good.
Carly Shay : I know it can't be good!
Freddie : Already on it.
[as he types on the computer]
Freddie : neverwatchicarly.com.
Carly Shay : [as she looks at the website] Oh, man. Some guy started a whole website just to try to stop people from watching iCarly?
Sam Puckett : [to Freddie] All 'cause you irritated Fred.
[injures Freddie; Freddie groans]
Carly Shay : Okay, let's not panic. How many people have signed up to support him?
Freddie : [as he refreshes the website] Um, a few hundred.
Carly Shay : Okay. That's not so many.
Freddie : Wait. I just refreshed the page. Now it's up to 3,000.
Carly Shay : How many?
Freddie : Refreshing. Yikes, 18,000.
Sam Puckett : Are you sure?
Freddie : Refreshing. 90...
Carly Shay : Okay, why don't we stop refreshing? Unh!
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Sam Puckett : [about Lucas] He's chuckling.
Carly Shay : I see him chuckling. Why are you chuckling?
Fred Figglehorn : 'Cause you guys are cute.
Freddie : Cute?
Fred Figglehorn : Yeah. I was never mad. I love "iCarly."
Sam Puckett : But you said that Freddie hurt your feelings.
Carly Shay : And that's why you stopped making your "Fred" videos.
Fred Figglehorn : Come on. I'm not gonna stop making the "Fred" videos.
Carly Shay : Okay. I get it. The real problem here is that you're insane!
Fred Figglehorn : Am I?
Carly Shay : Uh, pretty much, yeah.
Freddie : Kind of psycho.
Sam Puckett : Yep.
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Carly Shay : Until next time, stay in school,
Sam Puckett : Recycle,
Carly Shay : Pour milk on your parents,
Sam Puckett : Hug a duck,
Carly Shay : Eat a stick of butter,
Sam Puckett : And shampoo a squirrel, goodbye!