Young Rock (TV Series)
On the Road Again (2021)
Joseph Lee Anderson: Rocky Johnson
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Quotes
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Rocky Johnson : [finding a carton of half-and-half in the fridge] Hey, babe, what's with this small, purple milk?
Ata Johnson : It's my little joy. I put it behind the cantaloupe so Dewey doesn't drink it all in one gulp.
Rocky Johnson : Smart. No way that boy's going near a melon.
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Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : You said you were wrestling at a college.
Rocky Johnson : Yeah, this is at a college.
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : This is a flea market next to a college.
Vendor #1 : Commemorative bicentennial spoons?
Karen : Ew, I am not buying used spoons.
Vendor #2 : Vintage T-shirts, young lady? You a fan of GWAR?
Karen : Dwayne!
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : One sec. Look at her, Dad. She's not the flea market type. You know I've been trying to impress this girl.
Rocky Johnson : All right, all right, I might have hyped it up a bit, but the crowd is pumped.
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : There's, like, ten people here.
Rocky Johnson : Now, see, there was 11, but this woman fainted when she heard I was on the card.
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Karen : [at a flea market] Dwyane, can we go? There is a woman trying to sell me what I think is a racist syrup jar.
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : Um, we gotta...
Rocky Johnson : Oh, wait, wait, no. You can't leave before the main event.
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : [torn between a decision] For sure, we're staying. No way we're missing a Rocky Johnson show.
Rocky Johnson : That's my boy.
Hal : Rocky, showtime.
Rocky Johnson : Great, thanks, Hal.
[to Dwayne]
Rocky Johnson : I'll see you after the match?
Karen : No way we're staying. There is a man selling a pile of old baby shoes, and it is freaking me out.
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : If you want to leave, go ahead, but I'm staying.
Karen : Why?
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : He's my dad.
Randall Park : Like Karen, I'm also confused. Why did you stay?
Dwayne Johnson : He's my dad. That's it.
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Rocky Johnson : How's it going with that girl you like?
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : Fine-ass Karen. And not good. I want to ask her out, but so does every other guy in school.
Rocky Johnson : Well, son, you are not every other guy. You just need to figure out what you can offer her that no one else can.
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : My Hans and Franz impression from "Saturday Night Live".
Rocky Johnson : I don't know what that means, son, but you gotta step your game up. Be confident. Girls like swagger. And don't wait to make your move. For every second you hesitate, there's another guy out there telling your girl she'd look better with less makeup.
Dwayne Johnson : [narrating] So I wasn't gonna hesitate.
Ata Johnson : [leaving for work] Dewey, I'm leaving. See you tonight!
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : Okay, Ma, see you later!
Dwayne Johnson : This girl Karen thought I was rich, and I sure as hell wasn't, so I had to impress her with the best stolen clothes I had.
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Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : I did what you said. I stepped to Karen with confidence, and she gave me her number.
Rocky Johnson : Oh, that's great, son. I told you that would work.
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : Gonna call her tonight after I work out so I can say, "I just worked out."
Rocky Johnson : Smooth as hell, son. Keep your foot on the gas. Don't let up.