- Dr. Perry Cox: Why isn't he in preschool right now?
- Jordan Sullivan: Oh, because he told me they had the day off for Yom Kipper.
- Dr. Perry Cox: Yom *Kippur* was six months ago.
- Baby Jack: I hate school!
- Dr. Perry Cox: I've never been more proud of you.
- Dr. Zeltzer: I'm here so much I hardly ever see my wife. That's why I installled a web camera at my house, that way I can see her during the day. Right now I'm watching her do the dishes.
- [shows Dr. Cox his laptop screen]
- Dr. Perry Cox: Who in God's name are those two naked people?
- Dr. Zeltzer: That's Mr. and Mrs. Dish.
- Dr. Perry Cox: Get out!