The White Lotus (TV Series)
Departures (2021)
Jake Lacy: Shane Patton
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Quotes
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[Rachel has just told Shane she made a mistake by marrying him]
Shane Patton : After I've wined you and dined you and asked you to marry me, and then made you the center of my life, it's just nice to know you're not pissed.
Rachel Patton : Shane, this is about me. I'm not okay with being a trophy wife, an appendage like all these other women in your world.
Shane Patton : Okay, so you're pretty and that's part of the appeal for me, and what, that bothers you?
Rachel Patton : I just need to respect myself.
Shane Patton : I gotta hand it to you. Ah- You-You hid yourself really well, Rachel. I mean, this whole time, I bought that you were this cool chick who was fun and confident and normal. And I had no idea that you were this insecure, naïve baby.
Rachel Patton : You're the baby, Shane. Coddled by your mommy, who showed up on your honeymoon. You don't get the room you want, so you throw a never-ending tantrum. I genuinely cannot believe what a baby-man you can be.
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Rachel Patton : I... I can't believe that I'm saying this, but, uh... I think I made a mistake.
Shane Patton : What's the mistake?
Rachel Patton : The mistake is... the mistake is... getting married... to you.
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Shane Patton : So, what's, what's the problem? I mean, there is no problem, everything's perfect.
Rachel Patton : Yeah, I guess.
Shane Patton : Yeah, so, then... what?
Rachel Patton : I just feel... When I'm with you, I feel just... weirdly... alone.
Shane Patton : Uh. Okay. Then be alone.
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[Shane is on the phone complaining to hotel staff about the feces found in his suitcase]
Shane Patton : Yeah, I'm in the Pineapple Suite, and there's a *fucking turd in my room*!
[pause]
Shane Patton : Somebody got in here and took a shit. Not in the toilet. In my luggage. On my clothes!
[pause]
Shane Patton : What the fuck? No, it isn't anyone in my party. It wasn't me, and my wife doesn't shit on the goddamn *floor*!
