- Horse: Oh, yeah? Is it a joke? How about this? Why are there so few black baseball players?
- Mike: Why?
- Horse: Because they're always stealing bases. Hahahaha!
- Harry: Whoa! Hey, now that IS offensive!
- Mike: Yeah. What the hell, man?
- Horse: Hey, it's a joke, man.
- Mike: Yeah, but it's racist!
- Horse: Oh, the horse with the long face just told a racist joke, huh?
- Harry: That's different.
- Horse: Oh yeah? How is it different?
- Mike: Hey, why do you have so many drinks and you haven't touched any of them?
- Horse: Uh, hello, Einstein? Hooves. No fucking thumbs. Can't pick up a glass.
- Harry: Well, then, why are you in a bar?
- Horse: Eat shit, that's why. Dickhead.
- Mike: Look, look. I think we got off the wrong foot here.
- Horse: Yeah, well you got that right.
- Mike: We're sorry, okay?
- Horse: Alright, me too.
- Mike: I'm Mike and this is Harry.
- Horse: Sarah Jessica Parker.
- Harry: Alright, here's one. So, a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, why the long face?
- [the two laugh]
- Mike: That's hilarious!
- Horse: [a horse arrives] Hey. Fuck you.
- Mike: What the hell's your problem?
- Horse: You're my problem, that joke is offensive.
- Harry: Oh, yeah?
- Horse: Yeah, I'm sorry that not everyone conforms to your preconceived notions of attractiveness.
- Mike: It's a joke, man.