House M.D. (TV Series)
Under My Skin (2009)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Quotes
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : You want to kiss me, don't you?
Dr. Gregory House : I always want to kiss you.
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Dr. James Wilson : House, I'll be up in 5 minutes. Then we can talk about how you'd rather be in a coma than in rehab.
Dr. Gregory House : Actually, if you could be up here in 2, that'd be really helpful.
Dr. James Wilson : Why?
Dr. Gregory House : Cause I'm about to put myself into insulin shock.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : That's basically waterboarding.
Dr. James Wilson : It is pretty radical.
Dr. Amber Volakis : It's a great idea.
Dr. Gregory House : Regular radical, me radical or me out-of-my-mind radical?
Dr. James Wilson : Somewhere between regular and you.
Dr. Gregory House : So what's the problem?
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Dr. James Wilson : Her?
Dr. Amber Volakis : Oops.
Dr. Gregory House : Kutner was secretly a woman. That's why he killed himself... it's Amber.
Dr. James Wilson : Your subconscious picked my dead girlfriend?
Dr. Gregory House : Yeah. My irrational part of my brain works like the rational part of yours. How about that?
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [to House] I wasn't in your endocrinology class...
Dr. Gregory House : You sat next to me. I cheated off you.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : I audited your endocrinology class.
Dr. Gregory House : Why would you?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Because I thought you were an interesting lunatic even then. I'm not here protecting hospital property.
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Dr. Gregory House : These people don't know me. You do.
Dr. Amber Volakis : She's not your keeper. She has no responsibility for you!
Dr. Gregory House : I need you.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [pause] Let me call my babysitter.
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Dr. Gregory House : What do I do if my only option won't work?
Dr. James Wilson : You don't give up.
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Dr. Gregory House : See, problem with speculation is you make a speck out of you and some guy named Lation.
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Dr. James Wilson : [to House] Do you have any other neurological symptoms?
Dr. Gregory House : I don't think so.
Dr. James Wilson : Aphasia?
Dr. Gregory House : No.
Dr. James Wilson : Memory loss?
Dr. Gregory House : Nope.
Dr. James Wilson : Irritability?
Dr. Gregory House : [snaps at him] Yeah, that one!
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Dr. Gregory House : I acknowledge my subconscious exists. Now go away!
Dr. Amber Volakis : Saying it is one thing. Living it is another. You're not rational, not completely.
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Dr. James Wilson : [to House] Any other neurological deficit?
Dr. Gregory House : You don't seem to annoy me as much as usual.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : [to House] Put the phone on the receiver, send the hookers home and get dressed. We've got a case.
Dr. Gregory House : I'm taking a personal day.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Twenty-one year old star of the New York Ballet collapsed on stage.
Dr. Gregory House : I love ballet, but as someone may have mentioned, I'm taking a personal day.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Cuddy said get your ass in or you're fired.
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Dr. James Wilson : [When House enters Wilson's office as he is talking to a patient] The door was closed for a reason.
Dr. Gregory House : Well, now it's open for a reason. We need to talk.
Len : He just told me I have kidney cancer.
Dr. Gregory House : Then you'll obviously need a moment to process.
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Dr. James Wilson : [to House] I know that you're afraid of the pain, but electroshock?
Dr. Gregory House : Don't give me the cancer voice. That overly earnest tone.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [to House] It's late and I'm tired. Can we get to the talking part of this conversation?
Dr. Gregory House : I quit.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Great. My nanny is off the clock at 7:30, so your week off, bigger desk, tighter nurses' uniforms or whatever other stupid thing you're about to demand is going to have to wait until...
Dr. Gregory House : You can go suckle the little bastard child who makes you feel good about yourself.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [looking hurt] Screw you.
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Dr. Gregory House : I have an idea.
Dr. James Wilson : Stop having ideas.