Bones (TV Series)
The Critic in the Cabernet (2009)
David Boreanaz: Seeley Booth
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Quotes
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Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Booth, what is going on?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : I can't do it. Listen, I have to be involved. If I'm the father then... I have to *be* a father.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : You were seeing something in there, what were you seeing?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Stewie. The baby from The Family Guy.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : You saw Stewie in there, in the interrogation room?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : What do you say, about the kid?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Fine, I won't have a baby.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : "Fine." That's it?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : It doesn't matter now, we're going to the hospital.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : It's no big deal, okay.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : No, it is. Booth, you thought you saw Luc Robitaille and then the ghost of a dead friend and now a cartoon baby. Trust me, something is wrong. Trust me.
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : Happy.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Sperm.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : [to Sweets] Sperm? Isn't this getting a little weird?
Dr. Lance Sweets : No. Keep going.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Okay. Egg.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : I want a baby.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Whoa!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Horse.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Wait. Whoa. Whoa. Wait a minute.
Dr. Lance Sweets : Yeah. We can stop here.
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : Listen Bones, if I don't make it...
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Booth, you're going to be fine.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : But if I'm not, I want you to have my stuff. You know, for a kid.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Booth...
Special Agent Seeley Booth : I want you to... You're going to be a really good mom.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : You're going to be fine, Booth. I'll be right here.
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Stewie Griffin : So are you going to let her have this baby alone?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : I didn't say that.
Stewie Griffin : You are! You're going to abandon your child! Oh night's deepest gloom washes over my tiny frame.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : No. No. No. I can't walk away. I never said that! Okay? Do you understand? I can't walk away! This is my kid! If I can't be involved I don't want her to have the baby!
Stewie Griffin : And the sun shines again. Good man, Boothy.
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Dr. Camille Saroyan : I know *you* Seeley. You're gonna do it. You wanna do it without really doing it. But it's still doing it even if you're not doing it the way it should be done.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : She wants a kid, okay? It'll make her more personable with people.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : And what'll you get out of it?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : She'll get what she wanted.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : A piece of you.
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Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : I'm not a neurologist, Booth, or a surgeon.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : But you're a genius. That's good enough for me... Plus you'll know if they're screwing up.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : I'll ask.
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Dr. Lance Sweets : This is a well researched therapeutic technique, Agent Booth.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Oh really? This happens all the time? Patients asking for sperm.
Dr. Lance Sweets : Yeah - no. Well not this specifically. Which is why some discussion is in order.
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Dr. Lance Sweets : How can you two not see what's going on?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Sweets, what's the big deal? She was going to have a baby anyway, with Fisher. Fisher! Okay? What would you have done?
Dr. Lance Sweets : Again, what I would have done is irrelevant. You. *You* admitted to feeling anxiety.
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : [referring to the body] Looks like a purple Smurf.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Pelvic bone indicates a male.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Like a rubber, purple, Smurf.
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Dr. Camille Saroyan : You and Brennan, you're gonna have a baby?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : She told you?
Dr. Camille Saroyan : She told everyone, it's probably on the news by now.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : I'm just donating.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : So, you decided?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : No! No! I am deciding, i-n-g -ing.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : I know you, Seeley. You're gonna do it. You wanna do it without really doing it, but it's still doing it even if you're not... doing it the way it should be done.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : She wants a kid, okay? It'll make her more personable with people.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : And what will it do for you?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : She'll get what she wanted.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : A piece of you?
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Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Well I'm not asking for you to be involved. All I want is your sperm.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : [Booth realizes the Tech has heard Bones and starts to laugh] That's a good one. "All I want is your sperm." Never heard that joke before.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : I don't understand.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : [to the Tech] Yeah. Okay. All right. Just close your mouth and point us to the body, okay?
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : You really liked holding that kid didn't you?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Yeah. I've been thinking about how exciting it would be to expose my own child to early pattern recognition.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : You know they like singing and uh, when you make funny faces at 'em too.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Yeah of course. I-I will make a diverse schedule.