- Justin: So what's your story, zombie? You, like, haven't been to The Rocky Horror Show in two weeks!
- Terry Hoffmeister: It's this job. It's stressing me out to the max!
- Justin: So like, Terry, everybody's been asking about ya.
- Terry Hoffmeister: Like, who?
- Justin: Oh like, Kim, Kip, Kelly, Tracey, Stacey, Chrissy, Missy...
- Terry Hoffmeister: Well, what about Bob?
- Justin: Bob moved to Ohio! Like, we got the keys to his house. Wanna go to a party?
- Terry Hoffmeister: Who's gonna be there?
- Justin: Kip, Kim, Kelly, Tracey, Stacey...
- Terry Hoffmeister: Somebody spilled Peach Gurgle on your Jaguar.
- Dr. Cavanaugh: Oh that's okay, I have another one.
- Terry Hoffmeister: [Robin walks into the store] Uh, if there's nothing else, I bid you ado, sir. I'm not one for idol chitchat.
- Justin: What?
- Terry Hoffmeister: Don't you understand the king's English? Like, fare thee well. Godspeed!
- Justin: Whoa! Talk about schizo! Gosh, wait til I tell Kim, Kip, Kelly, Stacey, Tracey, Chrissy, Missy - I'm even gonna write to Bob!