- Chris Griffin: I'm loving this night vision setting. Maybe I should try Night At The Roxbury vision.
- [Party lights turn on and 'What Is Love' starts playing]
- Chris Griffin: [Discussing wanting to enter America's Funniest Home Videos] I just want to spend $2,000 flying to Los Angeles to maybe win $1,000.
- Peter Griffin: You know when I agreed to this, I 100% thought it was American Pie. Always read the second word of the title before you sign something.
- Meg as Catherine Martin: You need some help?
- Chris as Jaime Gumb: [struggling with heavy box] Yeah, thanks. I can't seem to get this giant 1991 computer into the back of my van. Careful, I had it on for twenty minutes so it's very hot.