BearCity (2010)

Gerald McCullouch: Roger

Quotes 

• Michael : How long have we been friends?

  Roger : That would be since the Mesozoic era.

  Michael : Uh uh. When Pangea broke apart, and I've never seen you act like this. I think you have feelings for someone, but it ain't the Spaniard.

  Roger : Michael, please don't psychoanalyze me.

  Michael : Hey, I am your oldest friend. If I don't psychoanalyze you, who's gonna do it?

• Roger : [Carlos just revealed Michael's plans for lapband surgery]  Carlos, shut the fuck up!

  Carlos : So of course you know. You can't tell me that you, of all people, approve of this.

  Roger : No, I don't. But it's not my decision, nor is it yours.

• Roger : You remember Tyler?

  Ted : Yeah, I lost ten bucks on the kid. So, what are ya, babysitting?

  Roger : Tyler and I are together, so just watch the fucking attitude!

• Roger : If I think I'm an asshole, I imagine the feeling is mutual.

  Tyler : When are you going to stop caring about what other people think?

  Roger : Kid, what other people think is all I see.

  Tyler : Then close your eyes for once.

• Roger : [after Simon interrupts them at a tender moment]  Please tell me you know this child.

  Tyler : No, I can't say that I do. Feel free to kill him.