BearCity (2010)

James Martinez: Carlos

Quotes 

• Carlos : [putting ice on Michael's knee and trying to make up with him]  You have to take care of this knee, gordito. How's that feel?

  Michael : Much better now.

  Carlos : I love you Michael.

  Michael : I love you too, osito.

  Carlos : And I wanna be with you at the hospital when you go.

  Michael : Really?

  Carlos : I would be lucky to be by your side.

  Michael : Thank you. That won't be necessary.

  Carlos : Why, gordito? Please.

  Michael : Carlos, I'm not going to have the surgery.

  Carlos : Really?

  Michael : Really.

  Carlos : [relieved]  Oh my god! When did you decide this?

  Michael : [breaking down into happy tears]  When you put the ice on my knee.

• Michael : Carlos, I think I'm gonna have the surgery.

  Carlos : [not impressed]  So you're getting your stomach stapled?

  Michael : They don't staple the stomach anymore. They use a rubber band, a lapband they call it. I know you wouldn't understand.

  Carlos : Of course I don't understand. That kind of procedure is for people with health problems. Health problems, Michael, not self worth problems!

  Michael : Carlos, I need a job!

  Carlos : Oh, and you think being thin is going to magically make you employable?

  Michael : [almost in tears]  I think you need to stay at your apartment tonight!

• Carlos : Michael, I look at you and I see how beautiful you are. Inside and out.

  Michael : I better see the inside out of this shirt, at the foot of my bed, in about forty seconds.

• Bar patron : [hitting on Michael in front of Carlos]  Hey baby.

  Carlos : Hey don't squeeze the Charmin, papa, ok?

• Roger : [Carlos just revealed Michael's plans for lapband surgery]  Carlos, shut the fuck up!

  Carlos : So of course you know. You can't tell me that you, of all people, approve of this.

  Roger : No, I don't. But it's not my decision, nor is it yours.