BearCity (2010)
Alex Di Dio: Simon
Quotes
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Simon : [Tyler walked in on Simon dancing to Dance Dance Revolution] Shit Tyler, you scared the hell out of me. Haven't you ever heard of knocking?
Tyler : [laughing] Oh God, you are officially whatever the PC term is for retarded.
Simon : Hand me those shorts
[Tyler tosses them to him]
Simon : Hey, it's my cardio, okay? Gym memberships cost a fortune in this city.
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Simon : [Tyler and Simon hadn't seen each other for a bit] Notice anything different?
Tyler : You're now part of the rhythm nation?
Simon : Hello! I lost five whole pounds? Thought I'd have you drooling by now.
Tyler : Actually, gaining ten would probably put you in the right direction.
Simon : What, you mean you want me to have a roll?
Tyler : Twenty pounds.
Simon : A muffin top?
Tyler : Thirty.
Simon : Are you suggesting... I mean, a whole belly?
Tyler : Yeah. Throw in some hair on that belly and I think we're talking perfection.
Simon : What happened to you? Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Tyler : God, Simon, please don't ever change. Scratch that. Mature, but please don't ever change.