Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)
The Color of Revenge! (2009)
Jeffrey Tambor: Crazy Quilt, Green, Red
Quotes
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Crazy Quilt : I will carve the cityscape into a masterpiece to rival of Mount Rushmore.
Robin : That's a pretty ambitious plan for a guy who can barely dress himself.
Batman : No taunting, Robin.
Crazy Quilt : Insolent whelp!
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Crazy Quilt : You always wanted to escape the shadow of the bat, Robin. Here's your chance.
Robin : You're gonna wish you stayed in Arkham with your coloring book.
Crazy Quilt : I'm gonna weave you both into carpets and spend the rest of my life walking all over you.
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Crazy Quilt : It seems I get the pleasure of destroying you twice in one day.
Robin : Fine. I'll sit for a portrait. But make sure you get my good side, okay?
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Crazy Quilt : For years, I sat in that cell listening to Robin's exploits on the radio, dreaming of his annihilation, destroying him over and over. With the modifications to my helmet, I will pull apart this whole city in his name, telling the citizens "This is all Robin's fault."
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Batman : Hold it right there, Quilt. We cracked your color clues.
Young Robin : And now you're painted into a corner.
Crazy Quilt : The Dynamic Duo. Allow me to introduce my comrades, the Color Guard. They'll make abstracts of both of you.
Young Robin : [taking down Red, Blue, and Green] Ha. The Caped Crusaders win again.
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Crazy Quilt : Without sight, I'm forced to be a little more creative with my art.
Robin : Coward! Open the door and face me.
Crazy Quilt : [laughing] I wasn't up all night cutting out paper fish just to have a boxing match with you, boy. I have something much bigger in mind. In the meantime, my kaleidoscope will generate enough centripetal force to flatten you into two-dimensional masterpieces that will hang in my private collection.
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Robin : Arts and crafts are over, Quilt.
Crazy Quilt : The Boy Blunder. Alas, I was hoping you would be flat enough to fold into a little paper hat by now. Instead, I'll make you the centerpiece of a much more ambitious installation.
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Robin : Red fish?
Batman : A red herring, to be precise, Robin.
Robin : That means he's just throwing us off the trail.
Batman : It means more than that. The famed painter Henri Matisse abandoned his brush in favor of paper cutouts for the same reason Quilt has. He's blind.
Crazy Quilt : Brilliant as always, Batman. Unlike Matisse, however, I was blinded by a prepubescent brat.
Robin : Quilt, you're a lousy artist and a lousier villain. If you've got the guts to show yourself, I'll gladly take you on alone.
Crazy Quilt : [a door opens nearby] Then come and get me, little birdie.
Batman : Wait, Robin, it's a trick!
Robin : I can handle whatever this Z-lister's got.
[dodging Quilt's henchmen, Robin leaps for Quilt, but ends up tackling a mannequin]
Batman : Warned you.