- Mike Douglas: Seeing as I'm going to defend my country today how about a little something special to send me off. You know an army fights on it's stomach.
- Michael Francis 'Bub' O'Casey: You'll have eggs and fight on your feet.
- Jeannie Hill: A live frog?
- Chip Douglas: Yeah practically. He's under the bed.
- Jeannie Hill: Oh may I see him? Please.
- Huey 'Sudsy' Pfeiffer: Are you sure you're a girl?
- Jeannie Hill: Quite sure.