Home Economics (TV Series)

35% of Allied Harness and Sling LTD, $3,000,000 (2021)

Jimmy Tatro: Connor

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• Denise : Guys, Kelvin would like the floor. For school, he has to do a report on a family member whose job he admires, and he's figuring out who to pick.

  Sarah : Oh.

  Tom : Oh, well. That can be a tough decision, but I guess if you want to learn from a "New York Times" best-selling author...

  Kelvin : I choose Uncle Connor.

  Tom : What now?

  Connor : My guy.

  [grunts] 

  Connor : Uncle Connor for the win. I will not let you down!

  Sarah : Okay, sweetie. Um, did you consider anybody else?

  Kelvin : Nope. I may not know what Uncle Connor actually does...

  Connor : That's fine. It's not clear.

  Kelvin : But he definitely has the coolest job.

  Connor : Mm-hmm.

  Kelvin : Look at this place!

  Connor : Look at the place.

  Tom : Well, you know, Kelvin, in ancient times, they used to consider a writer kind of the first cool job.

  Marina : Please stop before you use the word "scribe."

  Denise : Kel, you know you can come to work with me or Lupe or even Uncle Tommy.

  Tom : I was the last option?

• Connor : So what I do, Kelvin, is a little thing I like to call private equity. Basically, I take money from my company, put it into other companies to eventually make more money. I also do a bit of, uh, venture cap, bit of day trading... got it?

  Kelvin : I definitely got the part about more money.

  Connor : That's all you need to know.

  Kelvin : Then why's the diagram so complicated?

  Connor : Because, Kelvin... scented markers. Yeah. The brown one's root beer.