Glee (TV Series)

Sectionals (2009)

Jane Lynch: Sue Sylvester

Quotes 

• Sue Sylvester : You are about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination: Horror!

• Principal Figgins : Sue, the directors both from the Jane Adams Academy and Haverbrook School for the Deaf have informed me you gave them the New Directions set list.

  Sue Sylvester : You have no proof.

  Principal Figgins : The set lists were on Cheerios letterhead.

  Sue Sylvester : I didn't do it.

  Principal Figgins : They say "From the Desk of Sue Sylvester'.

  Sue Sylvester : Circumstantial evidence.

  Principal Figgins : They're written in your handwriting.

  Sue Sylvester : Forgeries.

  Principal Figgins : Sue, there is an orgy of evidence stacked against you!

• Will Schuester : Sue! What kind of teacher are you?

  Sue Sylvester : Hey buddy! I just came by to feed my Venus flytrap!

• Sue Sylvester : Shuester! Well played, sir. I underestimated you. Alright, heres what happens now. Im gonna head on down to my condo in boca, brown up a bit, get myself into fighting shape - then Im gonna return to this school even more hellbent on your destruction. Get ready for the ride of your life, Will Shuester; you are about to board the Sue Sylvester express. Destination: HORROR!

  Will Schuester : I look forward to it, Sue.

  Sue Sylvester : You know, you just woke a sleeping giant. Prepare to be crushed!

• Sue Sylvester : I think you will be adding revenge to the list of things you're not good at, including being married, running a high school glee club, and finding a hair style that doesn't make you look like a lesbian.