- David Worth: So, why are you so hell bent on getting this script back?
- Jonathan Ames: Well, because I have a chance to work with Jim Jarmusch. And if I do, my whole life could change.
- David Worth: Hmm... Sounds like an illusion to me. Lives don't change. We simply become more comfortable with our core misery. Which is a form of happiness.
- Ray Hueston: [after Leah kisses him in bed] I'm sorry I can't tonight. That guy eviscerated me. My penis is totally recessed.
- Leah: What?
- Ray Hueston: When I was a little kid I used to like to push my penis in, to make it look like it disappeared. Today that happened all by itself.
- [Curls into a fetal position]
- Claudia: Are you a man or a boy?
- Jonathan Ames: Well, what's the difference?
- Claudia: With a man you feel like you're being taken and you like it. And with a boy you feel like they're stealing something from you and you don't like it.