- Buttercup: [immitating Blossom] Blossom here. What's the trouble?
- Blossom: Hey! What do you mean, "Blossom here?"
- Buttercup: I'm Blossom now.
- Blossom: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I actually am Blossom, so you can't be Blossom.
- Buttercup: Could you hold on a sec, Mayor? We're playing pretend, right?
- Blossom: Right.
- Buttercup: Then I'm pretending to be Blossom.
- Blossom: Well, you can't.
- Buttercup: Why not?
- Blossom: Because you were playing the monster.
- Buttercup: Well, now I'm playing Blossom.
- Blossom: Well, then who am I supposed to be?
- Buttercup: Bubbles.
- Blossom: No way! You be Bubbles!
- Buttercup: No way! You be Bubbles!
- Blossom: You're Bubbles!
- Buttercup: You're Bubbles!
- Blossom: You're Bubbles!
- Buttercup: You're Bubbles!
- Bubbles: I'll be Bubbles.
- Buttercup, Blossom: YOU CAN'T!
- Blossom: You're Bubbles!
- Buttercup: You be Bubbles!
- Blossom: You're Bubbles!
- Buttercup: You're Bubbles!
- Professor Utonium: Girls, girls! Will someone please tell me what's going on?
- [All three start talking at once. After several seconds he cuts them off]
- Professor Utonium: One at a time, one at a time! Bubbles?
- Bubbles: We were playing the Powerpuff Girls and Buttercup was a monster and I played the Mayor and Blossom was Ms. Bellum. Then Buttercup wanted to pretend she was Blossom, but Blossom wanted to be Blossom, and I wanted to be Bubbles, but they told me I couldn't. And no one wants to be me!
- Narrator: [depressed] The city of Townsville. And it's raining. No one on the streets, because it's raining. No government today, because it's raining. Not even any crime, because it's raining. Run, little guy. Run and hide, because it's raining. And definitely no crime-fighting today because it's raining.
- Blossom: Hello?
- Mayor: Blossom! It's the Mayor. Mojo Jojo has just unleashed a giant alligator upon Townsville! Oh, save us!
- Blossom: [suddenly very sad] Ohh, do we have to?... Okay.
- Narrator: [just as depressed as Blossom] The city of Townsville, and it's sunny. Playtime is over, so once again the day will be saved for real, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls. Ohh, I wanted to be Bubbles!
- Blossom: The city of Townsville. A harmonious community of happy little people. Look at all the happy little people. I'm happy, I'm driving, I'm happy and I'm driving. Hi, Joe, what do you know?