F Is for Family (TV Series)

Bye Bye Frankie (2021)

Bill Burr: Frank Murphy

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Quotes 

• Frank Murphy : Don't slack on your studies, Bill. Can't earn a living making people laugh.

• Frank Murphy : How fuckin' hard is it not to be an asshole to your own kid?

  Dick Sawitzki : Well, you're here drinkin' on Christmas, so you tell me.

• Dick Sawitzki : It's on me, Walt.

  Frank Murphy : Thanks Dick.

  Dick Sawitzki : What's got you staring at the bottom of a glass on this fine Christmas morning?

  Frank Murphy : My wife and kids can't stand the sight of me. How about you?

  Dick Sawitzki : I lost a game of euchre to my granddaughter and told her to go fuck herself.

  [they started drinking beer together] 

  Dick Sawitzki : Thanks again for that beautiful funeral for Big Bill. He would've loved it.

  Frank Murphy : You know, I'm glad you liked him, but I'm getting tired of hearing about a guy I spent my whole life hating. I mean, he barges back into my life and forces me to rethink everything. And just when it looks like we're gonna... we're gonna figure it all out, he dies and drops some shit about box 16 in my lap.

  Dick Sawitzki : Ha ha ha! Good ol' Bach 16.

  Frank Murphy : [looks at him]  You know what it is?

  Dick Sawitzki : Oh yeah, sure.

  Frank Murphy : I've spent the last two months trying to figure out what the fuck that means. I must've looked through every box in the city.

  Dick Sawitzki : Box? No. It's Bach! Johann Sebastian Bach. The music guy with the faggy wig. Bach's "Prelude and Fugue Number 16." It was your dad's favorite piece of music.

  [he started scatting a tune] 

• Frank Murphy : Eh, Merry Christmas, Dad. We're done.

• Buster Thunder Jr. : Well that was breakfast. Time to suit up.

  [Buster gets up and puts on his helmet] 

  Buster Thunder Jr. : [the airplane is setup the long way and Buster is in disbelief] 

  Buster Thunder Jr. : The fuck? The ramps are on the other end. That pig is supposed to be sideways.

  Ed : Oh, yes, it highlights our logo for the TV cameras. The "A" is for Ala-Hican.

  Buster Thunder Jr. : Well, I can't jump that!

  Ed : Your manager agreed to it.

  Buster Thunder Jr. : My manager is my ex-wife. She gets half of everything! Hell, she'd say yes to having me jump two lions fucking a crocodile! I'm gone.

  [Buster takes off on his motorcycle just after Frank arrives] 

  Frank Murphy : [Noticing the situation]  Something wrong?

  Ed : Frank can you jump a motorcycle?

  Frank Murphy : No, I can't, Ed.

  Ed : Then something is very wrong.

  Frank Murphy : [Seeing Buster taking off]  Ah, shit!