Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)
Mayhem of the Music Meister! (2009)
Diedrich Bader: Batman
Quotes
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Music Meister : Put down your arms, my friends/Your arrows, guns, and swords/Your resistance to my charm now ends/When I belt these power chords/Good guys or bad guys, it doesn't really matter/You are all just slaves/To my hypnotic patter/As I regale you with my story/You'll now you have no choice/But to do my evil bidding when you hear this booming voice!/Oh, I'm the Music Meister.
Green Arrow , Black Canary , Aquaman , Gorilla Grodd , Black Manta , Clock King : He's the Music Meister.
Music Meister : And everyone just fawns.
Green Arrow , Black Canary , Aquaman , Gorilla Grodd , Black Manta , Clock King : He's the Music Meister/And we are all his pawns.
Music Meister : And so for me, it's destiny/To be the maestro of villainy/Yes, I'm the Music Meister/And I'm here to settle/The score!
[speaking]
Music Meister : You see, I too have plans for this satellite, and now that I've established who's in charge, get to work!
Batman : [observing from the Batcopter] Well, that's not something you see every day.
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Music Meister : The Music Meister sings the song/That the world wants to hear/Let's not fight, let's get along/For your hypnotic profiteer/The Music Meister is the man that the world shall obey/So do your job/Steal all you can/While you're under my sway/It's too late/Now's the date/When the world became unfurled/A satellite projects my might/Around my finger you'll be twirled.
[backup singing from various civilians under his spell]
Music Meister : You still persist/But don't resist/Sing along to my song/Dance a dance/Prance my prance/Because to me you now belong.
[more backup singing]
Music Meister : Just you and him/It's looking grim.
[a minion removes Canary's earplugs]
Music Meister : Now you're mine/Will Bats resign?/Use your voice/He'll have no choice/Now it's time for you to shine.
Black Canary : The Music Meister sings the song/That the world wants to hear/Let's not fight/Let's get along/For our hypnotic profiteer.
Batman : Using Black Canary as an instrument of evil, you corrupt conductor. But if you expect me to play along with your twisted tune, she'll have to sing as high as me.
[he sings a few chords, which Canary echoes back; using his grappling hook, he grabs Music Meister's microphone and holds it up as Canary's cry echoes]
Music Meister : No!
Batman : [punching him] Put a sock in it.
Black Canary : You've done it again, hero. And that's some set of pipes you're sporting there.
Batman : Actually, I'm more of a baritone. I was only able to match your voice with the use of this Bat auto-tuning amplifier.
Black Canary : Such a clever boy. Since the day's been saved, what do you say we grab a bite?
Batman : Sorry, crime doesn't take dinner breaks, and neither do I. Until next time, Canary.
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Batman : This concerto of crime is over.
Music Meister : Batman. I'm sorry, but my work's not quite done yet.
[Batman dodges blasts from his cane]
Music Meister : [singing] You better toe the line, you see/Because your wills belong to me/And now, my friends/You have the chance/To show Batman how well you dance.
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Music Meister : Now the moment the world's been waiting for. Without further ado, the showstopper!
Batman : The show's closing early, Music Meister, due to criminal intent and bad reviews.
Music Meister : [dodging the end of his grappling hook] Well, I guess that's my cue.
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Batman : Something tells me this is only the beginning of Music Meister's evil orchestrations.
Black Canary : Sounds like you could use a gal pal to help track him down.
Batman : These earplugs will protect you from the Meister's lethal lyrics. The three of you should make sure these criminals are kept under wraps until the authorities arrive.
Green Arrow : [clearing his throat] Ahem. I could use a gal pal.
Black Canary : I'm not giving up that easily, bat boy.
[Arrow sighs]
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Music Meister : Bullies used to pick on me/Because I sang in choir/But something very strange occurred/When I kept singing higher/The ruffians around me/Quickly fell into a trance/And it was then with wicked glee/I made those puppets dance/I'm the Music Meister.
Aquaman , Green Arrow , Black Canary , Gorilla Grodd , Clock King , Black Manta : He's the Music Meister.
Music Meister : And everyone just fawns.
Aquaman , Green Arrow , Black Canary , Gorilla Grodd , Clock King , Black Manta : He's the Music Meister/And we are all his pawns.
Music Meister : I'm the Music Meister/Crime became my path.
Black Canary : He's the Music Meister/And we must beware his wrath.
Music Meister : That voice. Beautiful.
[he sings a few chords, which Canary echoes back, accidentally knocking everyone back with her Canary Cry]
Batman : The fiend. His voice can hit a pitch that hypnotically controls anyone who hears it.
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Music Meister : With the satellite in my control, soon all the world will be singing my praise, and making me rich. Though there is one thing that could still get in my way.
Batman : [his shadow appears] Your show's about to have a long intermission, Music Meister. Twenty years to life.
Music Meister : Batman. Always Batman. Always driving villains bats!
[using his pipe organ as a distraction to escape]
Music Meister : [singing] He always has a sidekick/Some boy wonder at his call/His utility belt holds everything/Can't find that at the mall/The Batmobile is super-fast/There is no car that is surpassed/It's a good thing we've got Arkham/'Cause he really drives us bats.
[backup singing from various Arkham inmates]
Music Meister : Whether dancing the Batusi/Or using an array of tools/He's always got the answers/He makes us look like fools/He's got no superpowers/He's just a flying rat/It's a good thing we've got Arkham/'Cause he really drives us bats/World's greatest detective.
Gorilla Grodd : Foiling every evil scheme.
Black Manta : Even without shark repellant/
Clock King : He's tougher than he seems/
Aquaman : Other heroes often ask/
Green Arrow : Why is he always the top cat?
Music Meister , Black Manta , Clock King , Aquaman , Green Arrow : He drives us bats/Drives us bats/Drives us bats!
