Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)

Mayhem of the Music Meister! (2009)

Grey Griffin: Black Canary

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Quotes 

• Music Meister : Put down your arms, my friends/Your arrows, guns, and swords/Your resistance to my charm now ends/When I belt these power chords/Good guys or bad guys, it doesn't really matter/You are all just slaves/To my hypnotic patter/As I regale you with my story/You'll now you have no choice/But to do my evil bidding when you hear this booming voice!/Oh, I'm the Music Meister.

  Green Arrow , Black Canary , Aquaman , Gorilla Grodd , Black Manta , Clock King : He's the Music Meister.

  Music Meister : And everyone just fawns.

  Green Arrow , Black Canary , Aquaman , Gorilla Grodd , Black Manta , Clock King : He's the Music Meister/And we are all his pawns.

  Music Meister : And so for me, it's destiny/To be the maestro of villainy/Yes, I'm the Music Meister/And I'm here to settle/The score!

  [speaking] 

  Music Meister : You see, I too have plans for this satellite, and now that I've established who's in charge, get to work!

  Batman : [observing from the Batcopter]  Well, that's not something you see every day.

• Music Meister : [singing]  And now that Batman's been delayed/Your usefulness has passed/A distraction is what I need/So kick into that blast/I'm the Music Meister/I cannot help but boast.

  Black Manta , Gorilla Grodd , Clock King , Black Canary , Aquaman , Green Arrow : He's the Music Meister/Under his spell, we're toast.

  Music Meister : I'm the Music Meister/I won the day/Now I must fly/I'm the Music Meister/And I'm here/To settle the/Score!

• Black Canary : [singing as Batman soars away]  Look at him/He saved the day/Kept all evil far away/A brave man/Like no man/His own man/Batman.

  Green Arrow : How you sing/Sweet as day/I could take you away/A fairy voice carries/I'd marry/Canary.

  Black Canary , Green Arrow : If only...

  Black Canary : He could love me.

  Green Arrow : If only she could love me.

  Black Canary : He could love me.

  Green Arrow : If only she could love me.

  Black Canary : If only he could love me.

  Green Arrow : If only she could love me.

  Black Canary , Green Arrow : Like we love/Fighting villainy.

• Music Meister : The Music Meister sings the song/That the world wants to hear/Let's not fight, let's get along/For your hypnotic profiteer/The Music Meister is the man that the world shall obey/So do your job/Steal all you can/While you're under my sway/It's too late/Now's the date/When the world became unfurled/A satellite projects my might/Around my finger you'll be twirled.

  [backup singing from various civilians under his spell] 

  Music Meister : You still persist/But don't resist/Sing along to my song/Dance a dance/Prance my prance/Because to me you now belong.

  [more backup singing] 

  Music Meister : Just you and him/It's looking grim.

  [a minion removes Canary's earplugs] 

  Music Meister : Now you're mine/Will Bats resign?/Use your voice/He'll have no choice/Now it's time for you to shine.

  Black Canary : The Music Meister sings the song/That the world wants to hear/Let's not fight/Let's get along/For our hypnotic profiteer.

  Batman : Using Black Canary as an instrument of evil, you corrupt conductor. But if you expect me to play along with your twisted tune, she'll have to sing as high as me.

  [he sings a few chords, which Canary echoes back; using his grappling hook, he grabs Music Meister's microphone and holds it up as Canary's cry echoes] 

  Music Meister : No!

  Batman : [punching him]  Put a sock in it.

  Black Canary : You've done it again, hero. And that's some set of pipes you're sporting there.

  Batman : Actually, I'm more of a baritone. I was only able to match your voice with the use of this Bat auto-tuning amplifier.

  Black Canary : Such a clever boy. Since the day's been saved, what do you say we grab a bite?

  Batman : Sorry, crime doesn't take dinner breaks, and neither do I. Until next time, Canary.

• Aquaman : Looks like someone's been caught with their hands in the cookie jar.

  Black Canary : A good spanking is in order for you boys.

  Gorilla Grodd : Nothing will keep us from controlling that satellite. Especially you.

  Green Arrow : Then it sounds to me like it's time to rumble.

  Black Manta : Indeed, but it is you who will take the...

  [singing] 

  Black Manta : Tumble.

  Black Canary : I'm sorry, hon, but did you just sing that?

  Black Manta : Of course I did.

  [singing again] 

  Black Manta : Not. Wait, yes, I did. I'm sounding shrill against my will/And I cannot stop this singing.

  Aquaman : [singing]  And in my ears, I swear I hear/A quite distinctive ringing.

  Gorilla Grodd : This silly game is very lame/And someone's going to pay.

  Black Canary : An unknown force/But where's the source/That has us in its sway?

  Clock King : Who is doing this to us? And on this, we must concur.

  Gorilla Grodd , Clock King , Black Manta : They're dastardly/Despicable/Disturbingly inexplicable.

  Gorilla Grodd : And imminently kickable.

  Aquaman , Black Canary , Gorilla Grodd , Green Arrow , Clock King , Black Manta : That dirty rotten rat is...

  Music Meister : The Music Meister!

• Batman : Something tells me this is only the beginning of Music Meister's evil orchestrations.

  Black Canary : Sounds like you could use a gal pal to help track him down.

  Batman : These earplugs will protect you from the Meister's lethal lyrics. The three of you should make sure these criminals are kept under wraps until the authorities arrive.

  Green Arrow : [clearing his throat]  Ahem. I could use a gal pal.

  Black Canary : I'm not giving up that easily, bat boy.

  [Arrow sighs] 

• Black Canary : [singing, watching Batman fight various Arkham inmates]  Look at him/Save the day/Keeping evil far away/A brave man/Like no man/Be my man/Batman/If only he could love me/He could love me/If only he could love me/Like he loves/Fighting villainy.

  Music Meister : How she sings/Sweet as day/I could take her away/A fairy voice carries/I'd marry Canary/If only she could love me.

  Black Canary : If only he could love me.

  Music Meister : If only she could love me.

  Black Canary : If only he could love me.

  Black Canary : If only she could love me.

  Music Meister : If only he could love me.

  Music Meister : Like I love/Villainy.

  Black Canary : [realizing he's behind her]  Our voices may be in tune/But you, sir, don't make me swoon.

  Music Meister : Our voices, the perfect match/But your life I'll now/Dispatch!

• Music Meister : Bullies used to pick on me/Because I sang in choir/But something very strange occurred/When I kept singing higher/The ruffians around me/Quickly fell into a trance/And it was then with wicked glee/I made those puppets dance/I'm the Music Meister.

  Aquaman , Green Arrow , Black Canary , Gorilla Grodd , Clock King , Black Manta : He's the Music Meister.

  Music Meister : And everyone just fawns.

  Aquaman , Green Arrow , Black Canary , Gorilla Grodd , Clock King , Black Manta : He's the Music Meister/And we are all his pawns.

  Music Meister : I'm the Music Meister/Crime became my path.

  Black Canary : He's the Music Meister/And we must beware his wrath.

  Music Meister : That voice. Beautiful.

  [he sings a few chords, which Canary echoes back, accidentally knocking everyone back with her Canary Cry] 

  Batman : The fiend. His voice can hit a pitch that hypnotically controls anyone who hears it.